i may or may not be watching the land before time
In America we eat man semen.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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