I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
Randomize
