he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
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This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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