yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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