he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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