Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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