These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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