are you still at the devil's house?
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
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Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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