i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Randomize
