I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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