Well apparently he's into motor boating.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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