my mouth tastes like poor choices
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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