i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You've changed since you got that strap on
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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