that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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