i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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