i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
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I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
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am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
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