dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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