And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
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Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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