Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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