Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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