i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
honey bunches of taint.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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