he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
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Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
I pour the whiskey from now on
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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