you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
In other news, just had to pluck an ingrown pub with the pliers from my multi tool while sitting on the toilet at work.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Randomize
