Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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