Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
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