He is such a slut. More and more my type.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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