real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
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We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
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I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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