Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
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