I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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