I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
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College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
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I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
The ass gains better be worth it
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