I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
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Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
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Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
My breath smells like gin and sadness
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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