Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
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i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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You ate ashes out of my bong
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
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