talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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