fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
