Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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