actually, I'm a sock model
Please, let me fuck your mom
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
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Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
How naked do you want me to be?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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