i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
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Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
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MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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