it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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