Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
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Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
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he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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