Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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