the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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