We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
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I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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