Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
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I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
So gin and wine won't be happening again
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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