in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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