I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
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are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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