chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
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You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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