Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
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tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
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Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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