I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
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Who wants vodka and apple sauce
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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