so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
