Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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