You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
last night some bitch put bruce along with his entire fishbowl in her purse and tried to leave. how drunk do you have to be to steal someone's pet??
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
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