My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
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So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
This baby is an asshole
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I'm both gender and math confused
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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