i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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