screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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