shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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