never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
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The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I apologize for excluding you. On a better note: the stripper that made out with my wife friend requested me on facebook
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They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
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