just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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