She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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