the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
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My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
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I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I love you. Go after that dick
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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