If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
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He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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